there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
Just had to reblog this!
when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050.
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.